"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."(via linunea)
Kiss me like it’s do or die.
0 notes, April 14, 2014
time to do some spring cleaning
*wipes crumbs off bed*
It’s a secret, but they were all from the same person :)))
1 note, April 12, 2014
But for real tho.
HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING
*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*