"where’s the straight pride parade?!"
there you go
you found it
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,
I love this post so much
my hand slipped
with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”
I am re-reblogging just because that was so good
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever
- Seeing someone bite their lower lip
- Having someone bite my lower lip
- Being pinned against a wall
- Back scratches
- Neck kissing
- Neck biting
- Putting my hand where you want to be touched
- Heavy breathing
- Seeing your reaction
- Secretly teasing one another in puplic